Showing posts with label dear sweet angel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dear sweet angel. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Tea Party With Jesus

This clip is like a beautiful, beautiful Thomas Kincaid painting of a ship full of angels sailing into a harbor lit by a magic light house at sunset.

She loved life, she loved to laugh (like that Italy guy), and she loved the Lord. Anna Nicole is having a tea party with Jesus right now!

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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Dear Sweet Angel II


Dear Tammy Faye, sweet angel lady
Oh how I wish you could have lived to see 80

Your makeup was wondrous, so brave and so bold!
Though it made you a star, it was your spirit that was gold

I loved your mascara, your kindness and love
And I know that you now shine your light from above

I hope that your soul in pure rest now reposes
Alongside the dew on heaven's sweet roses

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Dubai is Doing Some Really Good Drugs


Now we know why Anna Nicole, dear sweet angel, wanted to go there! The city of Dubai, world capital of luxury, is HIGH on some crazy drugs, like all of the time. An architect has proposed building this crazy drug-inspired building, dubbed "The Cloud." It's a 300 meter tall building, perched in the air on a bunch of Nicole Richie-like legs. Sounds safe, right? It has yet to be built (they probably will have to import even more cheap labor and abuse the shit out of some human rights to get it done) but you couldn't pay us to go up in that thing. Not even if we had to use the bathroom. Really bad.

(Thanks Puddin' for the tip!)

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Friday, May 4, 2007

Of Course!

James McGreevey:

........With hot jew ex-boyfriend, Golan Cipel

He already brought shame to his family and State, used the power of his office to pressure his intern into sex, and then introduced the unfortunate phrase, "I am a gay American" into the popular lexicon. With so much accomplished already, what could possibly be next for America's other, other Dear Sweet Angel?

That's right, the Church!

"The nation's first openly gay governor (yeah for like two seconds) has become an Episcopalian and been accepted into a seminary, according to a published report." -Washington Blade

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

TIGER LOVES DUBAI! Check it out- he's got his own FakeTown underway. We think it is in between the Halliburton Manse and Bubbles Jackson's Chimp-o-tainment Center!

Tiger with some Swedish lady

The tragic grace note of this otherwise TITILATING piece of gossip is that Tiger coulda been chillin' on Birth Control Island with Anna Nicole, Dear Sweet Angel, had she not been drugged into terminal nap time by Howard K. Stern. (Tip comes to you courtesy of our Minnesota-based sporting correspondent, Dave.)

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