Showing posts with label anna nicole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anna nicole. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Dubai is Doing Some Really Good Drugs
Now we know why Anna Nicole, dear sweet angel, wanted to go there! The city of Dubai, world capital of luxury, is HIGH on some crazy drugs, like all of the time. An architect has proposed building this crazy drug-inspired building, dubbed "The Cloud." It's a 300 meter tall building, perched in the air on a bunch of Nicole Richie-like legs. Sounds safe, right? It has yet to be built (they probably will have to import even more cheap labor and abuse the shit out of some human rights to get it done) but you couldn't pay us to go up in that thing. Not even if we had to use the bathroom. Really bad.
(Thanks Puddin' for the tip!)
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all
TIGER LOVES DUBAI! Check it out- he's got his own FakeTown underway. We think it is in between the Halliburton Manse and Bubbles Jackson's Chimp-o-tainment Center!
Tiger with some Swedish lady
The tragic grace note of this otherwise TITILATING piece of gossip is that Tiger coulda been chillin' on Birth Control Island with Anna Nicole, Dear Sweet Angel, had she not been drugged into terminal nap time by Howard K. Stern. (Tip comes to you courtesy of our Minnesota-based sporting correspondent, Dave.)Tuesday, April 10, 2007
BREAKING NEWS- Larry Birkhead is the Daddy!
According to this report, Larry Birkhead is the real father. Sorry, Howard. Sorry, OJ. And deepest condolences to Bubbles. None of y'all are the babydaddy!
All we can say is praise Cher! Little Dannielynn finally has a chance at life now that she is out of the icy death grips of Virgie and Howard K. Stern. We give Larry at least ten years before he does something dumb like let her try cocaine, become a model, or dabble in Scientology.
Congratulations! Anna Nicole, dear sweet angel, is watching you from Heaven!
Sunday, April 8, 2007
Haute Like Fire
Congratulations Dubai for making the cover of Haute Living, our favorite magazine only after Yachting.
Dubai's so haute, we can't stand it.
We told you Michael and Bubbles were headed there, Halliburton has already made the move, and Anna Nicole herself would have been chillin on Jumeirah Beach right now if it weren't for Howard K. Stern and those damn 600 pills.
Dubai's even building the world's first underwater hotel. Like in 7th grade when you had to design a fantasy country for social studies, and someone always did "AquaLand," a magical world at the bottom of the ocean under a big glass dome. In Dubai, THEY'RE DOING IT FOR REALS!
Mark our words, everything important in 2007 is going to take place in Dubai.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Breaking News: Dannie-Lynn -Bubbles-Nicole-Smith???
So it has just come to my attention that our Dear Sweet Angel herself, Anna Nicole Smith, was planning a trip to none other than HypePipe's vacation spot of choice, luxurious Dubai!
Sadly, she died before this plan could be realized. However this made me think, who was she going to see in Dubai? Personally, I think she was on her way to rendezvous with who else but BUBBLES! I think that they were going to meet at a hotel on Birth Control Island (HypePipe's Island of choice) to discuss sharing their love with the whole wide world. Doing so would finally put to rest the speculation over Dannie Lynn’s paternity BECAUSE BUBBLES IS THE REAL FATHER!!!
Chew on that shit foaminit!
-Holla
Sadly, she died before this plan could be realized. However this made me think, who was she going to see in Dubai? Personally, I think she was on her way to rendezvous with who else but BUBBLES! I think that they were going to meet at a hotel on Birth Control Island (HypePipe's Island of choice) to discuss sharing their love with the whole wide world. Doing so would finally put to rest the speculation over Dannie Lynn’s paternity BECAUSE BUBBLES IS THE REAL FATHER!!!
Chew on that shit foaminit!
-Holla
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