Breaking News: Hillary Duff Feels Pressure To Be Thin
This is the fourth estate in action people. Safeguarding American democracy with hard-hitting journalism about tweeny-boppers' pimply, hormone-induced "feelings". "The press can be so judgemental and mean," she says. Frankly, Hills, if you want us to stop being mean, STOP EATING AT GOLDEN CORRAL YOU FAT WHORE!
Honestly I'm surprised the reporter was able to pry her face away from the frozen yogurt machine long enough to get an interview at all. The only feelings I want to hear about from you CNN, are the ones Anderson Cooper has for Jeff Corwin. I'm not friends with chunky little girls, and I don't want to read about them in my news.
In other celebrity diet news: Bubbles Admits To Compulsive Baby-Eating Disorder!!!!!!!!
3 comments:
DUFFet, oh my! patrick, i think you are a Paint genius. hollywood is like patsy saying to edina "you will damn well be thin!"
CNN in NOT only concerned with the grotesque, ultra-fatness of fatty, fat, fat teeny fat-girls. Just look at the caption after the article:
Bush: Delay in funding will affect troops
President Bush warned Congress Tuesday that if it fails to send him an acceptable Iraq war funding bill by mid-April, it will threaten U.S. military equipme ...
You see?! They're concerned about military equipme... and as an American, so am I.
whoa, is that really Hill?! she looks like she got stung by a bee on the way out of the "duffet"...
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