My Long Road

Those who know me (and those who've been snooping around in the Guilford County Court House) know that I am in the midst of very intense and very painful marijuana rehabilitation process right now. In fact, I'm writing this post from inside this luxurious state-of-the-art drug rehabilitation facility:



The first step on my long, long road towards rehabilitation begins with an online course called Marijuana 101 wherein, I assume, I will learn how to make my bong hits more massive and determine which cleansing shakes actually work.

Since I believe in the cathartic powers of sharing, I've decided to keep you, dear Greensboro, posted on all my trials and tribulations as I begin this process and begin to understand myself. Head on over to my personal blog, Le Greensborian to see me attempting to convince the Man that I am indeed a fine, upstanding, young man...