Get This Man A Teenage Girl, STAT!

Apparently over the weekend, America's favorite foreign director to ban from the country and give Academy Awards to (Roman Polanski) walked out of a press conference during the Cannes Film Festival. Were people asking about the pedophilia charges he fled the US to avoid? No. Where they questioning the validity of him winning an Oscar for "The Pianist?” No. Did they call his mamma ugly? I don't think so.

He fled the press conference because he was Bored! He told the press that they were stupid and that their questions were hollow and then he blamed the internet and stormed out.

I'm not sure why yet, but I'm pretty sure this is gonna be my favorite Art-Tantrum of May 2007! The whole tirade was even in French! Nothing could have been more appropriate.