Tuesday, June 5, 2007

My New Favorite Website

Hey there pony wranglers! My name is Kevin,



and I love baking, broiling, and fisting. And I love love love COWBOYS! Now I'm not a cowboy myself, and I've never really been near a farm, and clearly



I'm not capable of any kind of labor-intensive physical activity, but I do have a giant poster of Jake Gyllenhaal on my bedroom wall! Thus I feel I'm ready for a LTR with a real, honest-to-Gawd cowpoke! If you feel the same way, come on over to gaycowboycentral.com and check out my profile (orgasm69)! You won't be dissapointed!*



*Well maybe you will, but hey it's better than calling Quest! Trust me!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

patrick!!!! are u in france? pan-global blogging!!!!!!!

Patrick said...

non. je suis en caroline de nord. mais, pres ma cherie. pres.