Bush it, Bush it Real Good

Our favorite celebrity news ho, Billy Bush, is once, twice, three times a genius.

From Wikipedia: "He landed the first interview with Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Allen Alexander in Kentwood, Louisiana after bringing a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich to his home as a gift." For the record, we would let Old Scratch himself in if he had an ultimate ham biscuit from Biscuitville.

There are SO many things Billy Bush could bring an end to if he were sent around the world with a blue U.N. helment and a sack o' biscuits!!!! Here are just a few:

- Al Qeada
- Lower back pain
- Nickelback concerts
- Winston-Salem
- Carrot Top
- Actors and actresses using the dark arts to record and release albums
- Clumpy mascara
- North Raleigh shopping center developers
- Human trafficking cartels
- Panda bears