Farewell Sweet Princess Peach Fuzz!

Patrick, we know you're going to France so we'll stop fucking with you, but you will never really escape our attempts to photograph your head and cut and paste it to shit. We will miss you dearly, fair Princess. Bon voyage!

Here's a farewell message courtesy of the nerds who invented AltaVista Babel Fish translation. (We don't know enough French to fill a thimble.)

Nous vous souhaitons le meilleur. Nous esprons que vous obtenez un certain amour chaud de fesses de Français. Parole bonjour à Johnny Depp pour nous. Et rappelez-vous, ne mangez pas de la viande de cheval!

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Why I'm Sometimes Embarrassed to Be Gay

Paris Hilton is heading to jail, arguably the most "important" celebrity related news going right now, but the Interweb's Gayest Little Piggie has still made no mention of it. So, it's okay to call Clair Danes a horse (I know, right!) but Paris is off limits? Cockfucker! I know it's beneath me, but I truly hate this man:



So many of us are trying to do good work here in the Internet and then this little tart goes and gives the whole operation a bad name.

So who want's to start a boycotting campaign? Alexa Ray Joel....I'm looking in you're direction...

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