Paris Hilton Arrested for Being a Ho; Blogosphere Agast

Sort of. But nonetheless, the prospect of 90 days in jail for America's other Dear Sweet Angel must surely have the blogosphere all atwitter no? I'm certainly twittering all over myself. But it looks like the internets' gayest little piggie and Queen of All Media hasn't picked up the story yet! Could it be because he's an ass-kssing, cooter-licking disgrace of a blogger?!!?!?!?!

Seriously Perez, I read your blog occasionally, so I know how you and Paris are bestest friends, but have you no sense of journalistic integrity? I think your being a little bitch to personal relationship with the Hilton Heirracist is keeping you from dishing what needs to get dished.