Showing posts with label hot robots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hot robots. Show all posts

Monday, July 2, 2007

Ann Curry to Star in Summer Blockbuster!

Ann-bot on the silver screen is a dream we've secretly dreamt for many years.
This movie is going to be sooo good. We are thinking Palme d'Or good. Getting high and shopping at Ikea good.

Favorite song on the radio good!

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007

MeeMaw, Nooooooooo!


Has anyone seen Ann-bot Curry's interviews this week? Her chip has been malfunctioning HARD. She started off the morning by hassling the Hoff. He kept trying to talk about how AA is all private and shit and there goes Ann-bot, asking more questions about how hard it must be to be an alcoholic eating burgers off the floor. (Yes, Ann, keep going!) She kept bringing up his kids and he was getting a little, shall we say, testy. Then the interview ended so awkwardly. You could tell he felt like he was tricked by her sneaky robotical ways.

Then the eerily precocious real live child, Bindi Irwin, came on to talk to our favorite robot about her new Animal Planet shows. Bindi was in the middle of talking about her daddy (her dead! daddy) and Ann-bot interrupted by saying something like oh no honey, you didn't understand my question.

There was some smoke comin' out of her "emotions" circuit board for sure. G-d we love that hot, hot robot.

We wish that we had actually caught her chat with Dr. Kevorkian. This is also what we wish had happened in the interview: Ann, gently lifting Dr. Death's chin, squints her eyes into a deep Ann Curry stare of empathy as she sings (in a slow, half spoken tone) the chorus of "Everybody Hurts" pausing dramatically before saying "sometimes."

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

America's Next Top Robot

Michael Jackson, birth father of Blanket and two other very life-like mammalian creatures, is gonna build a FUCKIN' ROBOT in the FUCKIN' DESERT!

I know. You're thinking, wait this sounds crazy- he's going to build a giant robot in the desert? Doesn't he have legal bills to pay, a custody battle with a crazy British party girl to settle, children with cancer to save and/or molest? Don't worry, it all makes sense.

It's going to be a 50 foot replica of himself. It's going to roam around the sandy deserts surrounding Las Vegas, just molesting and shooting lasers at everything it sees. See, it's not that crazy when you know the facts.


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