Showing posts with label tyra banks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tyra banks. Show all posts

Friday, November 16, 2007

ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS............

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM TYRA BANKS!
Just ask poor Jaslene.

Last cycle's winner was forced by the mighty pony thighs of Tyra and Queen Latifa's friends over at Cover Girl to not only make an in-"store" appearance at Wal-Mart BUT TO TAPE THE SHIT!

Luckily, it looked like our Puerto Rican Gia had herself a blast! And I have nothing against that at all. But Tyra, you promise to introduce these girls to a life full of glamour, flashbulbs, and criticism, then you turn around as soon as they win and sell their asses to Cover Girl who, in-turn, send them to events that could just as easily be hosted by Charla and Mirna of the Amazing Race.

I thought it was low when you made Naima sit in that tiny Walgreens and sign autographs a couple years ago, but you have indeed proved me wrong AGAIN! And for that, I thank you Tyra!


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Monday, September 17, 2007

Tyra Banks, Britney, and Some Crying

While Britney's coterie of enablers has been hard at work helping Brit overdose on food, pills, or whatever's lying around (Alli is not your friend, Britney!) we found this clippy clip on Boomtacular. "We were all rooting for yooou!"

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

America's Next Top Unicorn!


America's Next Top Model doesn't debut for ANOTHER WEEK! Here's the good news: you can watch this episode of Planet Unicorn in the meantime. Yea! An eight year old gay boy named Shannon would want you to.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

We Thought Witchcraft was Already Kinda Gay...

What kind of spells do you think are in here?

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Tyra + Bad Acting X (Audience Gift + Oprah) - Sanity = MAGIC

Watch Tyra Banks lose her fuckin' mind over some Vaseline. Then watch it again.

If Enchanted Lip Gloss doesn't save us all, surely Swarovski crystal-encrusted Vaseline will!

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Friday, April 6, 2007

Inspired by Tyra

Remember when Tyra Banks put on a fat suit for a day and filmed it for her show?

Inspired by Tyra, Lifetime TV is bringing us this:



(If you missed her show on homelessness, you can click here to watch Tyra buying Soft-Batch Cookies on Skid Row.)

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