Breaking News: Herpes-Having Heiress Headed for Lockdown

Paris Hilton in prison? For being a stupid tart? Or because her atomic farts kill puppies? Or for getting drunk and telling Susan Sarandon to fuck off? Or because she pooped in the hamper at David Geffen's Barack Obama fundraiser?
It might have something to do with her DUI parole violating ways, but we think they are probably just locking her up to see her get her weave pulled out by an angry mob of lady prisoners. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

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R.I.P. Hos

So According to the popular media, it will soon be truly out of fashion to use one of my favorite words on earth "Hos" (For pretty obvious reasons). So before this actually comes true, if it does (G-d Forbid), below I have posted one of my fondest memories of Hos.

It is a commentary on the lengths to which the employees of Winky Dinky Dog will go to ensure that each and every one of the sex workers in their neighborhood is fed a decent Winky meal.

enjoy....

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