So According to the popular media, it will soon be truly out of fashion to use one of my favorite words on earth "Hos" (For pretty obvious reasons). So before this actually comes true, if it does (G-d Forbid), below I have posted one of my fondest memories of Hos.
It is a commentary on the lengths to which the employees of Winky Dinky Dog will go to ensure that each and every one of the sex workers in their neighborhood is fed a decent Winky meal.
enjoy....
Simply ho yourself out! Don't be shy, a nice wealthy person is waiting to date you. If you're lucky, you can ho yourself out to a wealthy couple. Twice as much cheddar for the same amount of ho'in. 
This wealthy couple lives in Greensboro's own Dubai and local lap of luxury, Lake Jeanette. Lisa likes to wear her jeweled bra to clean the house and spends her afternoons shopping for wine at Target. Jeff likes rolling a lint brush over his black angora sweaters and is always up for a trip to Charlotte for some serious shopping at the Sharper Image.
