Once again we thank all those who came early, who came drunk, and especially those who came late and drunk to the...
A WORLD PREMIER halftime show by Sexy Sexy Muscular Black Guys (More to come on them soon....)
And of course we had a WINNER!!!!!
(That won so HARD, Cedric was rendered Blind!)
And there were BUBBLES!
So Greater Greensboro (rather the piece that we like), HERE'S TO YOU! You made our second time out Bigger, Badder, and Buzzier, than the first. Even Patrick would have been proud!
Stay tuned for your next opportunity to get STUNG!
Simply ho yourself out! Don't be shy, a nice wealthy person is waiting to date you. If you're lucky, you can ho yourself out to a wealthy couple. Twice as much cheddar for the same amount of ho'in. 
This wealthy couple lives in Greensboro's own Dubai and local lap of luxury, Lake Jeanette. Lisa likes to wear her jeweled bra to clean the house and spends her afternoons shopping for wine at Target. Jeff likes rolling a lint brush over his black angora sweaters and is always up for a trip to Charlotte for some serious shopping at the Sharper Image.
And are you aware that your muffins taste like nasty? And does the LaQuinta Inn West Little Rock think that I am going to want to stay there for their continental breakfast, featuring your Otis Spunkmeyer pastries? And will Michael Jackson be able to purchase your muffins in Dubai, when Blanket is hungry and needs a muffin?
