A Few Questions for the Muffin Man

Who are you Otis Spunkmeyer?

And are you aware that your muffins taste like nasty? And does the LaQuinta Inn West Little Rock think that I am going to want to stay there for their continental breakfast, featuring your Otis Spunkmeyer pastries? And will Michael Jackson be able to purchase your muffins in Dubai, when Blanket is hungry and needs a muffin?