We Tried to Go Easy on Her

Even though she wore her "smart glasses" Britney was out of the Spelling Bea (Arthur) on her first word. The word was "the." We tried to go easy on her...

Click here for more of Britney in a vegetative state "eating" a dillybar in a liquor store. Ooooh, three of our favorite things, all in one photo! Hat trick!

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Krispy Kreme is Trying to Save its Ass

By making ours BIGGER!

Sales are down and stores are closing, so Krispy Kreme is puttin ice cream on donuts now. This really is genius and confirms something we have suspected for a while: all problems could be solved if we just PUTsomeICEcreamONIT!

It actually looks kind of good. We'll post a review if we ever find ourselves hungover and in the immediate vicinity of a Krispy Kreme. Remember, a good, thick coating of ice cream can save the world!

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