We Tried to Go Easy on Her

Even though she wore her "smart glasses" Britney was out of the Spelling Bea (Arthur) on her first word. The word was "the." We tried to go easy on her...

Click here for more of Britney in a vegetative state "eating" a dillybar in a liquor store. Ooooh, three of our favorite things, all in one photo! Hat trick!

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Old People JUST CAN'T STOP Saving the Wolrd!

Sir Richard Branson, taking time off from ballooning around the world and swan diving into his money bin, has started up a club for old people to SAVE THE WORLD! It's called "The Elders" and includes our favorite living (cause Anna Nicole is dead) saint, Nelson Mandela. (We like the name, but was Team Aspercreme already taken?) Like a Plastic Ono Band of old people, "The Elders" will stamp out poverty, cure AIDS, and free the circus elephants. In between naps, of course.

Nicole Richie, Britney, Paris, Lindsay Lohan = 0

Old People = 2,309,868 and counting!

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BREAKING NEWS- Grandma Wants to Go to K&W

VEGETABLE MEDLEY!

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