Krispy Kreme is Trying to Save its Ass
By making ours BIGGER!
Sales are down and stores are closing, so Krispy Kreme is puttin ice cream on donuts now. This really is genius and confirms something we have suspected for a while: all problems could be solved if we just PUTsomeICEcreamONIT!
It actually looks kind of good. We'll post a review if we ever find ourselves hungover and in the immediate vicinity of a Krispy Kreme. Remember, a good, thick coating of ice cream can save the world!
3 comments:
Wait, wait! Sales are down, because you sell a unhealthy product, so to increase sales.... you add more unhealthiness?
I'm waiting for the whipcream, choclate dipped, ice cream coated, alcholic/ nicotine rispy kreme.... then I'll be happy.
Well I, for one, do enjoy their "Colombian" Donuts. You know, with the powdered sugar...
tee heee! (someone's back from the whoring it up in st. tropez...)
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