Heroes Returns, HypePipe Ambivalent

So, last night was the Heroes premier and as befitting HypePipe's murcurial nature, we both loved and didn't care about it (we have no room in our hearts for hate). It was kind of boring, but an advancement of the story nonetheless.

Points of Interest:

-Nathan Petrelli's Beard. And the fact that he's not dead or sterile from all the radiation.
-Claire's Dad (His name is NOAH!?) working at Pop-Copy's new Costa Verde branch. Because we love paper, even though we never use it (because this is a blog).
-White people in 17th century Japan.
-"Mother, you're evil."
-George Takai's voice being 4 decibles too low to hear. Thank God for subtitles.
-The Eclipse again! What Does it Mean!?!?!?!
-Claire's new boyfriend can fly.
-Peter Petrelli chained up and naked in a shipping crate in Ireland that was supposed to be filled with i-Pod Nano's or something. Obviously.
-Those Irish people had THE WORST Irish accents we've ever heard.
-Nathan Petrelli's Beard.