Worst 911 Dispatcher... EVER!

YOU MUST HEAR THIS!

The Lindsay LoLo 911 tape is better than good- it's AWFUL!

Listen as the (muggle) mother of the ex-Lohan assistant makes a painfully unhelpful call to a man who just may be America's Next Top 911 Dispatcher with a Major Attitude Problem.

"Yes, but where aaaaaaare youu?"

I hear that Hollywood's Ministry of Movie Insurance has pretty much pronounced L-Ho uninsurable for films because she is so cuckoo in her cocoa puffs.

Surely, she could get STUNT DRIVING work?!?!!