Ty Pennington, Adderall, duh!
So, according to our friends at Idolator, a wee pop princess (blind item, but I think it's probably Dakota Fanning) has been poppin' Adderall and even offering it to everybody she sees. This normally wouldn't interest me more than any other story about drug abuse. I do, however, harbor a sneaking suspicion that Ty Pennington, the megaphone-crazed "builder" on Extreme Makeover: Emotional Manipulation Edition, is TOTALLY involved.

Did anyone else know that Ty was the official spokesdude for Adderall? Is anyone surprised to learn that he is?
It's a celebrity/pharmaceutical match made in heaven! Sally would be proud!
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