Bonjour FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!

So in case you didn't know, the reason the French are so fashionable is because they live in the future. Six hours in the future. Which is enough time to steal all the hottest trends and keep them for themselves. Fucking French people.

Anyway, when last we talked I was in New York, non? Well, I ditched that place stat and made my way, via discunt airline, to a place not so far in the future as France and consequently not as fashionable, yet still far enough in the future to think wearing black socks all the time is cool. Namely, Liverpool. And let me tell you, if you think you got a tween problem back in Amuhrica you ain't seen nothing. This place is infested!







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