Fuck Yeah, It's Furniture Market!

We here at HypePipe love Market because restaurants are crowded with drunk out of towners, people's moms are working the showrooms to make some extra cash, and everybody's renting out their house on Craigslist. (Write to hypepipe@gmail.com if you want to go in on a house with us next year for some close-to-the-action furniture market reporting.) Furniture Market makes us want to go out to the hotel bars and hit on the buyers for Rooms to Go.

In addition to this local orgy of furninture buying and expense account drinking, some very special events are taking place this week in High Point.

One of these events was the Hot Gossip that HypePipe alluded to last week. Well, fuck some clues! Hall and Oates are indeed gracing the Music Tent TONIGHT!

Now who said Furniture Market never did nothing for you?