No More Snoopy Coat

So, the dog fur controversy has exploded across the desk of Tina Knowles, chief Designer and Doo Doo Master for House of Diarrhea fashion line. The Humane Society of the United States tested fur and fake fur trimming from coats and determined that House of Diarrhea was among the fashion lines that were using "raccoon dog" fur from China and advertising it as fake fur or raccoon fur. The mother of Solange and Beyonce decided to respond forcefully to the Humane Society's investigation by endorsing H.R. 891, the Dog and Cat Fur Prohibition Enforcement Act.

The question HypePipe poses is: WHO WILL SAVE THE CHINCHILLAS?

scared to death of Tina and J-Lo

The poor chinchilla's only crime seems to be having the silkiest fur on the planet. Is Jennifer Lopez using them to make chinchilla fur tampons, in an effort to create the most luxurious tampons in the world? Is there any way for us to know? Would we be able to stop her if she did?