"I like to kick! and stretch!": A message from Spike Lee

"...Gosh I love that Molly Shannon...oh, hey there. Didn't see you come in. I was just watching a rerun of that SNL sketch. You know the one, "I'm 50!, I like to kick! and stretch!" Yeah, it's great. And you know why I'm watching that particular episode today? Because today is my birthday. That's right -I'm 50. Yeah, I don't look it, and I'm having fun, just like Molly Shannon, but I've asked you here today to talk about something that isn't funny at all: prostate cancer.



Ooo! Dang, that doesn't look fun! So listen up men! As you get older, your risk for contracting this deadly cancer increases exponentially each year. This is due to the natural breakdown of the immune system which begins at 50. Your body isn't as sharp as it used to be (I know mine aint. Ooch!) and so the prostate cancer virus is able to slip in, and make a nice little home for itself right behind your ballsack. Yeah, it totally sucks. But there is hope. Hope in book form.



Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures is the only book (except for the Bible!) that teaches you how to kill the prostate cancer virus without surgery or sinful drugs. If you are a man 50 or over, you need this book. Without it, you will die. Some people will tell you that Christian Science is isn't "really" science, and that more people die waiting to be healed than are "actually" healed, but they're sinners and they're going to Hell. You're not going to Hell are you? I didn't think so.

And you know, even if you're like me and you don't have prostate cancer, Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures is still a must-buy. Inside you'll find hundreds of prayers that will help you prevent this debilitating disease. So do yourself a huge favor and pick up Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures today. I sure as Hell don't want no doctor sticking his fingers up my ass. And neither does God.

Have a blessed day!

Spike Lee

ps: Happy Birthday me!"