WiggityWiggityWiggity WACK!
So in an apparent effort to emulate the MiggityMiggityMiggityMiggity Mack Dadies, I managed to miss the bus. Not just THE bus, but THE LAST FUCKING BUS HOME. I am now stuck on the ass end of Battleground waiting for HypePipe's news director to come and pick me up in CARlton (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's distant grandchild).
Sharing this news has no real relevance because it is not real news. I am merely doing so in an attempt not burn down anything with my mind as I wait and think about the dead-end-armpit of a fucking sham job that has brought me to this moment in my life!
2 comments:
what- has kris kross been readin' your diary?
"But I ran down hill and I RUSHED RUSHED
I ran down the hill TRYIN TO CATCH THE BUS
Now I'm hopin to myself everything is cool
Standin on my block like a fool
But (1) I'm all alone and (2) the bus is gone
(3) if I miss school this weekend I'll be at home
Can somebody come real fast to my rescue
I'm stuck at the crib and I don't know what to do
putting your pants on backwards makes your tail bone feel funny
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