First Green Hit

It is with much pleasure that i break this, our first peace of locally grown news:

While helping a customer at my plantation like job, I noticed that he was wearing a polo shirt with the logo for Sparks (the perfect storm of malt liquor and meth) on it and i asked him if Sparks was his employer. Much to my enjoyment it turned out that he was a salesman for the noble brewery. I then shared with him how crazy in love with his brand me and my friends were and he told me that if he had it and wasn't late for a flight he would have given me some (*boxes joyfully*).

After the blood drained out of my blush ridden cheeks, I asked him what happend to Blue (diet) Sparks. He then told me that the local distributer had dropped it, but they had just been bought by Miller and there was a good chance that it was due to return soon.

Now I am a fan of Classic Orange, however my perpetually dieting associates live and die for Diet Blue. So it is for all of you that I post this news. So put down that Tilt and prepare for the return of the O.G. diet-crak-soda-beer blend!